A Wrinkle in Time
Ava DuVernay's foray into children's fantasy is a brave if misjudged contrivance.
Oprah goes other-worldly
Oprah
Winfrey has just scuppered her chances of getting into
the White House. In this all-too literal adaptation of Madeleine
L'Engle’s 1962
novel, Ms Winfrey plays Mrs Which, a giant angel who looks like an
African-American
Dolly Parton processed in Valhalla. It’s not a good look. While not
quite an
angel, she’s a sort of intergalactic guiding spirit with tinfoil
eyebrows and alarming
eyeshadow. Her mission is to help the bullied 13-year-old schoolgirl
Meg Murry
(Storm Reid) find her father, a NASA scientist (Chris Pine) who
disappeared
four years previously during an astrophysical experiment. Bonded by a
love of
quantum physics and paper cubes (tesseracts), Meg and her father felt
that they
were destined for great things. But then… nothing. Thank Odin, then,
for
quantum physics…
Physics
of the quantum kind is an endlessly fascinating
subject, but this child-friendly sci-fi fantasy will put kids off for
life. The
original author, Madeleine L'Engle, had no end of trouble getting her
novel
published – it was rejected by 26 publishers – and one can see why.
Nonetheless, the book eventually won a number of awards and has
previously been
filmed by Disney as a 2003 TV movie. Running the gamut from the barmy
to the
terrifying (featuring a universal evil called the ‘It’), this film
version is a
débâcle. The multiplex should provide a platform for all types of
entertainment, but spiritual fantasy is a hard genre to pull off.
Despite
starring Will Smith and Helen Mirren, Collateral
Beauty (2016) was a monumental flop, as was the
Robin Williams vehicle What Dreams May Come
(1998). Even It’s a Wonderful Life
was a box-office
disappointment on its initial release. And yet Heaven
Can Wait (1978) and Ghost
(1990) were massive hits.
There
is certainly lashings of sentimentality in A
Wrinkle in Time, but of the mawkish
and predictable kind. And the film fails on so many other levels as
well. As
Charles Wallace Murry, Meg’s intolerably squeaky-clean and cheesy
little
brother, Deric McCabe is simply embarrassing – and in dire need of
elocution
lessons (he’s a budding Joaquin Phoenix, if ever there was one). But
the real
problem is the endless CGI – one is never sure what is real and what
isn’t. And
the heavy-handed attempts at light relief provided by the garish
costumes of the
guardians of the galaxy is a misstep of cosmic proportions. In one
scene, an
insufferably perky Reese Witherspoon is transmogrified into an
ivy-veined,
stingray-shaped flying carpet, a vision that would have given Salvador
Dali the
vapours.
JAMES
CAMERON-WILSON
Cast:
Oprah
Winfrey, Reese Witherspoon, Mindy Kaling, Storm Reid, Levi Miller,
Deric McCabe,
Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Michael Peña, Zach Galifianakis, Chris Pine, André
Holland,
Rowan Blanchard, Will McCormack, and the voice of David Oyelowo (as the
'It').
Dir
Ava DuVernay, Pro Jim Whitaker and
Catherine Hand, Screenplay Jennifer
Lee and Jeff
Stockwell, based on the novel by Madeleine L'Engle, Ph
Tobias A. Schliessler, Pro
Des Naomi Shohan, Ed
Spencer
Averick, Music Ramin Djawadi, Costumes Paco Delgado.
Walt Disney
Pictures/Whitaker
Entertainment-Walt Disney.
109 mins.
USA. 2018. Rel:
23 March 2018. Cert. PG.